Category Pork

Mapo Tofu (Definitely Not Authentic)

Mapo Tofu...kinda...sorta...but not reallyRead More

Jalapeño Popper Wontons

Wonton wrappers are round...so is deli meat...Hmm....Read More

Spam Musubi Onigiri

Poor man's sushiRead More

Eggs Benedict

Hollandaise...need I say more?Read More

Chorizo Gravy and Biscuits

Southern...like, past the border southernRead More

Chinese Stuffed Omelet

"Made in China": #1Read More